91 Fried Kway Teow Mee

Michelin Plate honoree 91 Fried Kway Teow Mee's salubrious spin on an all time artery-clogging favourite of Singaporeans is drawing droves these days, alas we remain skeptical: what are the odds of sinful curtailed (no pork lard, no lup cheong - just lotsa chye sim, few blood cockles plus crispy lancelet thrown in) proximating them gustatory pleasures beknownst to relishing the good ol'? Surprise us then, pretty please.

Located at Golden Mile Food Centre along Beach Road, 91 Fried Kway Teow Mee opens daily from 9am-2pm except Mondays. Regular ($4) or large ($5), your call. Btw do not request additional disposable cutlery ever, lest aunt anal flies off the handle.

Sampling and thoughts:

Unlubed, staid and woefully bereft of wok hei, this limp-wristed twaddle happened because some cretin took an impercipient sledgehammer to culinary orthodoxy. Cockles were rubbery, prawns deader than dead, noodles stodgy, veggies.....oh seriously whatever. So much for toadying to the Health Promotion Board.

If it ain't broke, don't tweak it. Period.

Note: Prices subject to change without prior notice. Kindly clarify with stall before visiting or ordering.


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Score: 3.7/10

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Location

Golden Mile Food Centre
505 Beach Road,
#01-91
Singapore 199583